Does anyone know a good cycling joke?

Re the below comment on Edinburgh's Pedal on Parliament protest: does anyone know a good cycling joke? Are cyclists dour folk with little sense of humor? Or do we think that after the cycling planning efforts by London planners our city needs no more jokes? Here are some lists of weak jokes:

http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/cyclingjokes.html

http://bicycling.about.com/od/thebikelife/tp/Ten-Best-Bike-Jokes.htm

http://www.jokeload.com/jokes/bicycle

http://www.sickipedia.org/sports/cycling

Roadbikereview has the best cycling jokes (especially about sex and cycling):

http://forums.roadbikereview.com/general-cycling-discussion/best-cycling-jokes-14298.html

This post was edited by Tom at 11:34pm 07 May 2014.

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boris johnson

^^^ hahaha beat me to it. :)

  • By bigpete at 11:11am 06 May 2014

Cycling infrastructure as understood by Highway Engineers in the UK?

"Cycle Superhighway";

"Mini-Holland" and

"Dutch-type junction"

But these jokes only work in the UK (or rather, don't work!)

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