FABRIC HORSE halfbelt, $89, http://fabrichorse.com/

If Batman rode a bike, he’d be ditching his ‘Batpouch’ for one of these — guaranteed to bring out the superhero inside you. Available in too many colour combos to list (as well as tailor-made options), it’s as far away from the 80s bumbag as you could get. The larger pocket can easily hold a book, camera, wallet, even a lightweight windproof, the phone pocket will swallow your iPhone and more, plus there’s a keys/coins/cards pocket right at the front, and a D-lock holster at the back. It’s made from waterproofed Cordura and recycled car seatbelts. Now go fight some crime… JK

PROS Forget over-stuffed pockets
CONS Some colour options are a bit ‘disco’