Festive fun with our CycleSurgery competition

As part of London Cycling Campaign's 12 Days of Christmas, our friends over at CycleSurgery ran a competition for three people to win a full bike service. In order to win we asked you to send in your best Christmas jokes. Our tummys were already hurting from too many mince pies, but all the entries we recieved gave us a belly full of laughs too! We did, however, manage to choose three and below are the winning jokes and the names of the three lucky people who will be treating their bike to a thorough overhaul.

Well done and we'll be in touch via email with details of how to claim your prize.


What happened to the man that stole the advent calendar?
He got 25 days

Chris Miers

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas lunch?
Roast twerky

Ben Jones

Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley

Christopher Cheyette


Merry Christmas everyone!